Driving problems..

Problems meaning BMW drivers. There are too many of them on the roads, it's actually putting me off driving.

Hey, do you want to hear a joke? You're going to anyway..

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW? ... With BMWs the pricks are on the inside.

My dad taught me that years ago and when I was young I just thought 'Silly dad and his road rage..' Oh god, he couldn't have been more right. I think I get it from him, I get so angry if someone pisses me off when driving, If someone tries to overtake in a 'Cocky' or 'BMW' way, either beeping me or making a gesture I will follow them at whatever speed I need to and stay right up their arse to completely fuck them off. It's great. The best thing is when they try to overtake you on a one lane road and you speed up when a car is coming in the opposite direction. Don't get me wrong, I'm not giving anyone hints here, but 'Road Rage Sophie' does this and I can't control her. I would never take risks when driving, I don't want to cause a crash.. but the majority of these pricks need something hard to hit them. Preferably a car.

I'm definitely a sensible driver, 99% of the time.

And 99% of the time I stick to the speed limit too, which is a reason why drivers such as the Beemer prick annoy me. There are flowers at the side of the roads because people die from speeding, yet they speed past where someone has died? That's why I get road rage, I mean I wouldn't really purposely make one of them crash, I would just make sure they knew how stupid they were being.

I have a problem with contradicting myself if you haven't yet noticed. I think there are two sides to me, like a devil and an angel. The devil comes out and spurs me on to piss the Beemers off.. But the angel then says, 'SOPHIE YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM!' So I usually listen to her.

Reading this back I now believe I need mental help.

Bonjour.